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Body Builder Class
2013-12-12 01:30 - 20:30 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk) | LA Stadium, 2 King Street, La, United States
I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Elementary, my dear Watson.
There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. Well, what do you expect, mother? It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Army had half a day.
You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ’em right back! You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he’s not afraid of anything. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Let’s go be bad guys!

Boxing Junior For Ladies
2013-12-05 17:30 - 20:30 | LA Stadium, 2 King Street, La, United States
You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. How did your brain even learn human speech? Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he’s not afraid of anything. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. If anyone gets nosy, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely, of course. Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. I cannot abide useless people. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ …
You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon.

John Hancock Mutl Life Ins Co
2013-12-05 13:30 - 21:30
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. If anyone gets nosy, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely, of course. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here.
You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars, Holmes,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well,’ he says, ‘astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Uh, what does it tell you, Holmes?’ ‘Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no concealment possible. When, then, did he come? I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last.
That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ Really? Did nothing cancel? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Marry me. I’m afraid I just blue myself.
