BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//FoodSQA - ECPv6.13.2.1//NONSGML v1.0//EN CALSCALE:GREGORIAN METHOD:PUBLISH X-ORIGINAL-URL:https://foodsqa.com X-WR-CALDESC:Events for FoodSQA REFRESH-INTERVAL;VALUE=DURATION:PT1H X-Robots-Tag:noindex X-PUBLISHED-TTL:PT1H BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Asia/Krasnoyarsk BEGIN:STANDARD TZOFFSETFROM:+0800 TZOFFSETTO:+0700 TZNAME:+07 DTSTART:20141025T180000 END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:UTC BEGIN:STANDARD TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:UTC DTSTART:20140101T000000 END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20141011T030000 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20141011T070000 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174749Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174749Z UID:2315-1412996400-1413010800@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Kleensteel DESCRIPTION:It’s a hug\, Michael. I’m hugging you. He’ll want to use your yacht\, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. We just call it a sausage. Marry me.\nIt’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Say goodbye to these\, because it’s the last time! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. First place chick is hot\, but has an attitude\, doesn’t date magicians. As you may or may not know\, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. He’ll want to use your yacht\, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ I’m half machine. I’m a monster. We just call it a sausage. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. \nI’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. If anyone gets nosy\, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely\, of course. Oh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet\, I will end you. Psychic\, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship\, dear. Man walks down the street in a hat like that\, you know he’s not afraid of anything. Someone ever tries to kill you\, you try to kill ’em right back! Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. \nYou know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well\, I’m all right. Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Let’s go be bad guys! Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/kleensteel-2/ CATEGORIES:Food Contamination ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/HNCK1708-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20141009T071500 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20141014T111500 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174744Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174744Z UID:2240-1412838900-1413285300@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Wells Kravitz Schnitzer DESCRIPTION:It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Army had half a day.\nSomeone ever tries to kill you\, you try to kill ’em right back! Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. Oh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle\, but I got my hands on a couple. \nI’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself. First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought. I cannot abide useless people. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. Next time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. \nJayne\, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. I cannot abide useless people. Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! Man walks down the street in a hat like that\, you know he’s not afraid of anything. First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. How did your brain even learn human speech? Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/wells-kravitz-schnitzer/ CATEGORIES:Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_0993-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140927T214500 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140930T213800 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174746Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174746Z UID:2269-1411854300-1412113080@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Hermar Inc DESCRIPTION:Someone ever tries to kill you\, you try to kill ’em right back! You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet\, I will end you. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself.\nMediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? Education never ends\, Watson. It is a series of lessons\, with the greatest for the last. I must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. \nArmy had half a day. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. \nWell\, what do you expect\, mother? There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward\, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No\, what I’m calling you is a television actor. That’s why you always leave a note! I’m half machine. I’m a monster. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Oh\, you’re gonna be in a coma\, all right. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/hermar-inc/ CATEGORIES:Food Contamination,Food Processing Sector ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/HNCK2634-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=UTC:20140918T050000 DTEND;TZID=UTC:20140918T100000 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174744Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174744Z UID:2246-1411016400-1411034400@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Booty Boost Lifting DESCRIPTION:No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. As you may or may not know\, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Oh\, you’re gonna be in a coma\, all right. Say goodbye to these\, because it’s the last time! There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. It’s a hug\, Michael. I’m hugging you. Now\, when you do this without getting punched in the chest\, you’ll have more fun. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’\nI must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ Elementary\, my dear Watson. \nI am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. I have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Come\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/allied-biscuits-confederate-muffins/ CATEGORIES:Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_9386-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140916T090000 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140916T170000 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174752Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174752Z UID:2343-1410858000-1410886800@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Lowy Limousine Service DESCRIPTION:Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle\, but I got my hands on a couple. Well\, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. Oh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross.\nMediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident I have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. Education never ends\, Watson. It is a series of lessons\, with the greatest for the last. Elementary\, my dear Watson. Come\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! \nSay goodbye to these\, because it’s the last time! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. As you may or may not know\, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Guy’s a pro. We just call it a sausage. Well\, what do you expect\, mother? I’m afraid I just blue myself. \nIt’s a hug\, Michael. I’m hugging you. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. I’m afraid I just blue myself. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism\, sometimes a diet is the best defense. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/lowy-limousine-service/ CATEGORIES:Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_3198-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140915T122300 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140915T182300 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174749Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174749Z UID:2325-1410783780-1410805380@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Petrox Oil Company DESCRIPTION:Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident Elementary\, my dear Watson. My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know.\nElementary\, my dear Watson. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather \nPsychic\, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship\, dear. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself. \nShow Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. I have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Elementary\, my dear Watson. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ Come\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/petrox-oil-company/ CATEGORIES:Food Safety Regulations,Technology ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/HNCK2634-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140906T083000 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140906T143000 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174743Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174743Z UID:2235-1409992200-1410013800@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Olympic Graphic Arts DESCRIPTION:Whoa\, this guy’s straight? I care deeply for nature. Say goodbye to these\, because it’s the last time! As you may or may not know\, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Now\, when you do this without getting punched in the chest\, you’ll have more fun.\nDid you enjoy your meal\, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Marry me. I care deeply for nature. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Say goodbye to these\, because it’s the last time! \nThe world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? \nIs there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident I must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. Education never ends\, Watson. It is a series of lessons\, with the greatest for the last. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/olympic-graphic-arts/ CATEGORIES:Food Processing Sector,Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/event_ticket_wordpress_theme_1.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20140904 DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20140905 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174748Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174748Z UID:2303-1409788800-1409875199@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Ballard Spahr Andrews DESCRIPTION:Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us.\nNext time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face. I cannot abide useless people. \nYou see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. I must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? \nThe world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/ballard-spahr-andrews/ CATEGORIES:Food Processing Sector,Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_9975-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140901T001500 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140901T051500 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174753Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174753Z UID:2356-1409530500-1409548500@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:National Medical Excess Corp DESCRIPTION:Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. Man walks down the street in a hat like that\, you know he’s not afraid of anything. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself. Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Next time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … Someone ever tries to kill you\, you try to kill ’em right back! First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought.\nI have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Come\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ I must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. \nI am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. \nSay goodbye to these\, because it’s the last time! I’m half machine. I’m a monster. First place chick is hot\, but has an attitude\, doesn’t date magicians. I’m afraid I just blue myself. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. \nYou’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. Jayne\, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Man walks down the street in a hat like that\, you know he’s not afraid of anything. Someone ever tries to kill you\, you try to kill ’em right back! Psychic\, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship\, dear. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. How did your brain even learn human speech? URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/national-medical-excess-corp-2/ CATEGORIES:Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/HNCK1708-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20140814 DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20140815 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174747Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174747Z UID:2283-1407974400-1408060799@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Warner Electric Brk & Cltch Co DESCRIPTION:As you may or may not know\, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I care deeply for nature. Really? Did nothing cancel? Say goodbye to these\, because it’s the last time! There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Now\, when you do this without getting punched in the chest\, you’ll have more fun. It’s a hug\, Michael. I’m hugging you.\nFirst rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought. Yes sir\, Captain Tightpants! Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. How did your brain even learn human speech? Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. \nDid you enjoy your meal\, Mom? You drank it fast enough. I’m afraid I just blue myself. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Oh\, you’re gonna be in a coma\, all right. Marry me. \nWhoa\, this guy’s straight? Oh\, you’re gonna be in a coma\, all right. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/warner-electric-brk-cltch-co/ CATEGORIES:Food Processing Sector ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_3198-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140729T061500 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140802T141500 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174745Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174745Z UID:2251-1406614500-1406988900@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Cambridge Inn DESCRIPTION:You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. I must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident Elementary\, my dear Watson.\nIf anyone gets nosy\, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely\, of course. Let’s go be bad guys! Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle\, but I got my hands on a couple. \nMan\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. \nYou know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Someone ever tries to kill you\, you try to kill ’em right back! Also? I can kill you with my brain. Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Yes sir\, Captain Tightpants! Man walks down the street in a hat like that\, you know he’s not afraid of anything. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle\, but I got my hands on a couple. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/cambridge-inn/ CATEGORIES:Food Contamination,Food Quality Assurance,Food Safety Regulations,Technology ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_8114-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140727T021500 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140727T061500 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174743Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174743Z UID:2231-1406427300-1406441700@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Calaveras Prospect DESCRIPTION:Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. Elementary\, my dear Watson.\nNext time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face. Well\, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. Someone ever tries to kill you\, you try to kill ’em right back! Yes sir\, Captain Tightpants! Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well\, I’m all right. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet\, I will end you. \nThe world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. Elementary\, my dear Watson. \nYou know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. I have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Education never ends\, Watson. It is a series of lessons\, with the greatest for the last. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. \nI cannot abide useless people. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle\, but I got my hands on a couple. Yes sir\, Captain Tightpants! Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/calaveras-prospect/ CATEGORIES:Food Processing Sector,Food Quality Assurance,Technology ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_9975-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140725T171500 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140726T101500 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174748Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174748Z UID:2309-1406308500-1406369700@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Hammill Mfg Co DESCRIPTION:Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle\, but I got my hands on a couple. I cannot abide useless people. Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well\, I’m all right. Next time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face.\nI’m half machine. I’m a monster. I care deeply for nature. \nThat’s why you always leave a note! I’m afraid I just blue myself. We just call it a sausage. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Whoa\, this guy’s straight? Army had half a day. Guy’s a pro. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. \nThat’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/hammill-mfg-co/ CATEGORIES:Technology ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/HNCK2634-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140721T203000 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140721T213000 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174754Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174754Z UID:2372-1405974600-1405978200@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Little Sheet Metal Co DESCRIPTION:Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well\, I’m all right. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! How did your brain even learn human speech? Man walks down the street in a hat like that\, you know he’s not afraid of anything. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet\, I will end you. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought.\nHere lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. I cannot abide useless people. Someone ever tries to kill you\, you try to kill ’em right back! Oh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle\, but I got my hands on a couple. \nSomeone ever tries to kill you\, you try to kill ’em right back! If anyone gets nosy\, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely\, of course. Well\, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. \nI swear by my pretty floral bonnet\, I will end you. First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought. How did your brain even learn human speech? You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Oh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Let’s go be bad guys! Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well\, I’m all right. \nElementary\, my dear Watson. I must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/little-sheet-metal-co-3/ CATEGORIES:Food Contamination ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/HNCK1708-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140721T110000 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140724T160000 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174752Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174752Z UID:2334-1405940400-1406217600@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Hasting\, H Duane Esq DESCRIPTION:Also? I can kill you with my brain. How did your brain even learn human speech? First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself.\nLet’s go be bad guys! If anyone gets nosy\, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely\, of course. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Psychic\, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship\, dear. \nI must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Education never ends\, Watson. It is a series of lessons\, with the greatest for the last. Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. \nGet me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward\, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No\, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Say goodbye to these\, because it’s the last time! URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/hasting-h-duane-esq/ CATEGORIES:Food Processing Sector,Technology ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_3649-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=UTC:20140719T104500 DTEND;TZID=UTC:20140719T144500 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174749Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174749Z UID:2314-1405766700-1405781100@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:GroupX Fitness DESCRIPTION:Oh\, you’re gonna be in a coma\, all right. Say goodbye to these\, because it’s the last time! What’s Spanish for ‘I know you speak English?’ Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism\, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Guy’s a pro. He’ll want to use your yacht\, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish.\nWell\, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. Jayne\, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Oh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet\, I will end you. Someone ever tries to kill you\, you try to kill ’em right back! Psychic\, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship\, dear. I cannot abide useless people. \nThere’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. We just call it a sausage. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/mcglynn-bliss-pc/ CATEGORIES:Food Contamination,Food Processing Sector,Technology ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_3725-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140718T070000 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140718T140000 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174752Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174752Z UID:2349-1405666800-1405692000@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Central Perk DESCRIPTION:Psychic\, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship\, dear. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet\, I will end you. Let’s go be bad guys! Oh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! If anyone gets nosy\, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely\, of course. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought.\nI don’t understand the question\, and I won’t respond to it. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Guy’s a pro. What’s Spanish for ‘I know you speak English?’ Steve Holt! Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. \nThat’s why you always leave a note! It’s a hug\, Michael. I’m hugging you. Marry me. Oh\, you’re gonna be in a coma\, all right. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward\, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No\, what I’m calling you is a television actor. He’ll want to use your yacht\, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Guy’s a pro. \nSteve Holt! I care deeply for nature. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Army had half a day. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/central-perk/ CATEGORIES:Food Quality Assurance,Food Safety Regulations ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_8114-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20140717 DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20140719 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174743Z LAST-MODIFIED:20180122T080543Z UID:2230-1405555200-1405727999@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:The New iPhone X DESCRIPTION:Vestibulum ac diam sit amet quam vehicula elementum sed sit amet dui. Cras ultricies ligula sed magna dictum porta. Nulla quis lorem ut libero malesuada feugiat. Vestibulum ante ipsum primis in faucibus orci luctus et ultrices posuere cubilia Curae; Donec velit neque\, auctor sit amet aliquam vel\, ullamcorper sit amet ligula. \nCurabitur arcu erat\, accumsan id imperdiet et\, porttitor at sem. Proin eget tortor risus. Praesent sapien massa\, convallis a pellentesque nec\, egestas non nisi. Donec sollicitudin molestie malesuada. \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Opening\n 8AM - 9AM\n \n \n \n Proin eget tortor risus. Vestibulum ac diam sit amet quam. Eget tortor risus. Vestibulum ac diam sit amet quam\n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Main Event\n 9AM - 12PM\n \n \n \n Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet\, consectetur adipiscing elit. Ipsum dolor sit amet\, consectetur adipiscing elit.\n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Tea Break\n 12PM - 2PM\n \n \n \n Vestibulum ac diam sit amet quam vehicula elementum sed sit amet dui.\n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Media Time\n 2PM - 5PM\n \n \n \n Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet\, consectetur adipiscing elit. Curabitur arcu erat\, accumsan id imperdiet et\, porttitor at sem.\n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \nPellentesque in ipsum id orci porta dapibus. Quisque velit nisi\, pretium ut lacinia in\, elementum id enim. Nulla quis lorem ut libero malesuada feugiat. Sed porttitor lectus nibh. \nVestibulum ante ipsum primis in faucibus orci luctus et ultrices posuere cubilia Curae; Donec velit neque\, auctor sit amet aliquam vel\, ullamcorper sit amet ligula. Cras ultricies ligula sed magna dictum porta. Proin eget tortor risus. Vivamus suscipit tortor eget felis porttitor volutpat. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/the-new-iphone-x/ LOCATION:Cremco Hall\, 3403 American Dr\, Mississauga\, Mississauga\, Ontario\, L4V 1T4\, Canada CATEGORIES:Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/HNCK2634-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20140715 DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20140716 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174743Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174743Z UID:2229-1405382400-1405468799@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Megadodo Publications DESCRIPTION:My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. I must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident Come\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Elementary\, my dear Watson.\nCome\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. \nThe world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather I have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/megadodo-publications/ CATEGORIES:Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_5539-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140710T220000 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140716T060000 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174744Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174744Z UID:2242-1405029600-1405490400@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Beutelschies & Company DESCRIPTION:Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come?\nYou know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. If anyone gets nosy\, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely\, of course. Well\, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. Yes sir\, Captain Tightpants! I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet\, I will end you. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. Psychic\, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship\, dear. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle\, but I got my hands on a couple. I cannot abide useless people. \nEducation never ends\, Watson. It is a series of lessons\, with the greatest for the last. Elementary\, my dear Watson. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ \nShow Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. Come\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! I have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. \nWell\, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! Psychic\, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship\, dear. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/beutelschies-company/ CATEGORIES:Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/HNCK2304-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140708T024500 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140708T064500 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174749Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174749Z UID:2317-1404787500-1404801900@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Case Foundation Co DESCRIPTION:I’ve opened a door here that I regret. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.\nCome\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/case-foundation-co/ CATEGORIES:Technology ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_0993-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140630T183000 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140630T233000 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174744Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174744Z UID:2245-1404153000-1404171000@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Sams Corner Store DESCRIPTION:Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come?\nI’ve opened a door here that I regret. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. I’m afraid I just blue myself. Whoa\, this guy’s straight? \nHow did your brain even learn human speech? Man walks down the street in a hat like that\, you know he’s not afraid of anything. \nEducation never ends\, Watson. It is a series of lessons\, with the greatest for the last. I have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. \nElementary\, my dear Watson. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. I must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. Come\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/sams-corner-store/ CATEGORIES:Food Contamination ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_9975-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140629T010000 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140629T060000 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174748Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174748Z UID:2297-1404003600-1404021600@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Sams Corner Store DESCRIPTION:There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. What’s Spanish for ‘I know you speak English?’ There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Marry me. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism\, sometimes a diet is the best defense.\nIs there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. I must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. I have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather \nOh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Someone ever tries to kill you\, you try to kill ’em right back! URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/sams-corner-store-2/ CATEGORIES:Food Safety Regulations END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140625T211500 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140626T041500 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174744Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174744Z UID:2239-1403730900-1403756100@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Brian Haavisto > Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25. DESCRIPTION:Let’s go be bad guys! Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Also? I can kill you with my brain. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle\, but I got my hands on a couple. Oh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely!\nEvery man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought. Oh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. How did your brain even learn human speech? I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself. Also? I can kill you with my brain. \nCourse you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle\, but I got my hands on a couple. Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well\, I’m all right. Yes sir\, Captain Tightpants! If anyone gets nosy\, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely\, of course. Next time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought. Let’s go be bad guys! \nMan\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/brian-haavisto-statistics-show-that-teen-pregnancy-drops-off-significantly-after-age-25/ CATEGORIES:Food Safety Regulations ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_9975-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140623T071500 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140623T141500 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174752Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174752Z UID:2337-1403507700-1403532900@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Atlantic Northern DESCRIPTION:Really? Did nothing cancel? Army had half a day. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I care deeply for nature.\nYou know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … Psychic\, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship\, dear. I cannot abide useless people. \nAs you may or may not know\, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I don’t understand the question\, and I won’t respond to it. \nWell\, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. How did your brain even learn human speech? Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … Someone ever tries to kill you\, you try to kill ’em right back! Next time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face. Yes sir\, Captain Tightpants! URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/atlantic-northern/ CATEGORIES:Food Safety Regulations ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_9975-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140622T121500 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140622T121500 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174748Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174748Z UID:2295-1403439300-1403439300@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:American Council On Sceince\, Helth\, Religion\, and Spelling DESCRIPTION:First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought. Well\, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle.\nI have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ \nJust get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/american-council-on-sceince-helth-religion-and-spelling/ CATEGORIES:Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_3725-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20140619 DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20140620 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174752Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174752Z UID:2345-1403136000-1403222399@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Arthur Silberman: Life is too complicated in the morning. DESCRIPTION:Say goodbye to these\, because it’s the last time! Well\, what do you expect\, mother? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. I don’t understand the question\, and I won’t respond to it. It’s a hug\, Michael. I’m hugging you. Whoa\, this guy’s straight? We just call it a sausage. That’s why you always leave a note! What’s Spanish for ‘I know you speak English?’ He’ll want to use your yacht\, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish.\nHolmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident Education never ends\, Watson. It is a series of lessons\, with the greatest for the last. My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. \nMediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. \nHolmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ I must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Education never ends\, Watson. It is a series of lessons\, with the greatest for the last. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/arthur-silberman-life-is-too-complicated-in-the-morning/ CATEGORIES:Food Processing Sector,Technology ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/HNCK2304-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140615T143000 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140615T163000 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174746Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174746Z UID:2268-1402842600-1402849800@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Windsor\, James L Esq DESCRIPTION:That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Really? Did nothing cancel?\nIf anyone gets nosy\, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely\, of course. Jayne\, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle\, but I got my hands on a couple. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. I cannot abide useless people. Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Well\, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. Yes sir\, Captain Tightpants! Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well\, I’m all right. \nI am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. I have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Come\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. I must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? \nMarry me. What’s Spanish for ‘I know you speak English?’ We just call it a sausage. As you may or may not know\, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. First place chick is hot\, but has an attitude\, doesn’t date magicians. Really? Did nothing cancel? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. I’m half machine. I’m a monster. \nDid you enjoy your meal\, Mom? You drank it fast enough. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Well\, what do you expect\, mother? Now\, when you do this without getting punched in the chest\, you’ll have more fun. First place chick is hot\, but has an attitude\, doesn’t date magicians. Oh\, you’re gonna be in a coma\, all right. \nYes sir\, Captain Tightpants! Well\, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought. Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Also? I can kill you with my brain. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. How did your brain even learn human speech? Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle\, but I got my hands on a couple. Psychic\, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship\, dear. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/windsor-james-l-esq/ CATEGORIES:Food Contamination ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_7077-1300x864.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140614T130000 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140615T030000 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174746Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174746Z UID:2275-1402750800-1402801200@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:20 20 Printing Inc DESCRIPTION:There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward\, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No\, what I’m calling you is a television actor. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Marry me. That’s why you always leave a note! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. We just call it a sausage. Did you enjoy your meal\, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Now\, when you do this without getting punched in the chest\, you’ll have more fun. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ It’s a hug\, Michael. I’m hugging you.\nMediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Come\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. Elementary\, my dear Watson. I must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/20-20-printing-inc/ CATEGORIES:Food Safety Regulations ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_0993-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140610T231500 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140611T061500 DTSTAMP:20260424T044151 CREATED:20160819T174743Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174743Z UID:2227-1402442100-1402467300@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Dill Dill Carr & Stonbraker Pc DESCRIPTION:Now\, when you do this without getting punched in the chest\, you’ll have more fun. As you may or may not know\, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Oh\, you’re gonna be in a coma\, all right. Did you enjoy your meal\, Mom? You drank it fast enough. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward\, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No\, what I’m calling you is a television actor. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. He’ll want to use your yacht\, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Steve Holt! I’m afraid I just blue myself. Guy’s a pro.\nHolmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident Elementary\, my dear Watson. Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. I have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. \nI must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. I have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? Elementary\, my dear Watson. Come\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/dill-dill-carr-stonbraker-pc/ CATEGORIES:Food Processing Sector ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/HNCK2304-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT END:VCALENDAR