BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//FoodSQA - ECPv6.13.2.1//NONSGML v1.0//EN CALSCALE:GREGORIAN METHOD:PUBLISH X-ORIGINAL-URL:https://foodsqa.com X-WR-CALDESC:Events for FoodSQA REFRESH-INTERVAL;VALUE=DURATION:PT1H X-Robots-Tag:noindex X-PUBLISHED-TTL:PT1H BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Asia/Krasnoyarsk BEGIN:STANDARD TZOFFSETFROM:+0800 TZOFFSETTO:+0700 TZNAME:+07 DTSTART:20141025T180000 END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:UTC BEGIN:STANDARD TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:UTC DTSTART:20140101T000000 END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20250321T100000 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20250321T200000 DTSTAMP:20260424T030317 CREATED:20250307T000736Z LAST-MODIFIED:20250307T011838Z UID:4347-1742551200-1742587200@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Recalls root cause and advanced testing methods for industry’s commitment to food safety DESCRIPTION:Canada upholds stringent food safety standards\, yet recent recalls have raised concerns\, challenging consumer confidence in the industry’s commitment to safety. To uphold trust and ensure compliance\, it’s essential to address the root causes of recalls and implement proactive solutions. \nThis session will cover: \n🔹 Root Causes of Recalls – Identifying key factors and systemic challenges \n🔹 Regulatory Compliance – Navigating evolving food safety standards \n🔹 Preventive Measures – Strengthening risk mitigation strategies \n🔹 Advanced Testing Methods – Leveraging cutting-edge technology for safer products \n🔹 Comprehensive Employee Training – Building a culture of food safety excellence \n🔹 Climate Change & Food Safety – Adapting to emerging environmental challenges \nGain practical insights to enhance your food safety programs\, safeguard public health\, and reinforce industry integrity. Join us in shaping a safer food future! \nI will discuss; how Canadian Food Inspection Agency decide to recall a food product? When there is reason to believe that food is unsafe or does not follow federal regulations\, the Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA) initiates a 5-step process to investigate and determine if a food recall is necessary \n\nTrigger\nFood safety investigation\nRisk assessment\nRecall process\nFollow-up URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/recalls-root-cause-and-advanced-testing-methods-for-industrys-commitment-to-food-safety/ LOCATION:Cremco Hall\, 3403 American Dr\, Mississauga\, Mississauga\, Ontario\, L4V 1T4\, Canada CATEGORIES:Food Processing Sector,Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/food-saftey-conference-7.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20180105T080000 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20240217T170000 DTSTAMP:20260424T030317 CREATED:20180111T045456Z LAST-MODIFIED:20180111T045456Z UID:3658-1515139200-1708189200@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Mobile Games Battle DESCRIPTION:Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet\, consectetur adipiscing elit. Proin eget tortor risus. Proin eget tortor risus. Vivamus suscipit tortor eget felis porttitor volutpat. \nDonec sollicitudin molestie malesuada. Pellentesque in ipsum id orci porta dapibus. Pellentesque in ipsum id orci porta dapibus. Vestibulum ante ipsum primis in faucibus orci luctus et ultrices posuere cubilia Curae; Donec velit neque\, auctor sit amet aliquam vel\, ullamcorper sit amet ligula. \nNulla quis lorem ut libero malesuada feugiat. Nulla porttitor accumsan tincidunt. Curabitur non nulla sit amet nisl tempus convallis quis ac lectus. Vivamus magna justo\, lacinia eget consectetur sed\, convallis at tellus. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/mobile-games-battle/ LOCATION:Cremco Hall\, 3403 American Dr\, Mississauga\, Mississauga\, Ontario\, L4V 1T4\, Canada CATEGORIES:Food Processing Sector,Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/event_ticket_wordpress_theme_3.jpg ORGANIZER;CN="Boxing Team":MAILTO:info@cremco.ca END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20180102T080000 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20210121T170000 DTSTAMP:20260424T030317 CREATED:20180111T044647Z LAST-MODIFIED:20180112T024834Z UID:3654-1514880000-1611248400@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Virtual Reality DESCRIPTION:Curabitur non nulla sit amet nisl tempus convallis quis ac lectus. Praesent sapien massa\, convallis a pellentesque nec\, egestas non nisi. Curabitur aliquet quam id dui posuere blandit. Vestibulum ac diam sit amet quam vehicula elementum sed sit amet dui. \nDonec sollicitudin molestie malesuada. Sed porttitor lectus nibh. Curabitur arcu erat\, accumsan id imperdiet et\, porttitor at sem. Nulla quis lorem ut libero malesuada feugiat. \nCras ultricies ligula sed magna dictum porta. Donec sollicitudin molestie malesuada. Vestibulum ac diam sit amet quam vehicula elementum sed sit amet dui. Mauris blandit aliquet elit\, eget tincidunt nibh pulvinar a. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/virtual-reality/ LOCATION:Cremco Hall\, 3403 American Dr\, Mississauga\, Mississauga\, Ontario\, L4V 1T4\, Canada CATEGORIES:Food Processing Sector,Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/event_ticket_wordpress_theme_1.jpg ORGANIZER;CN="Boxing Team":MAILTO:info@cremco.ca END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20150125T180000 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20150125T210000 DTSTAMP:20260424T030317 CREATED:20160819T174751Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174751Z UID:2328-1422208800-1422219600@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Atc Contracting DESCRIPTION:Next time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself. Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! Jayne\, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. I cannot abide useless people. Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Oh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought. How did your brain even learn human speech?\nOh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. I cannot abide useless people. Next time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! \nI must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Elementary\, my dear Watson. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. I have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/atc-contracting/ CATEGORIES:Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_3649-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20150123 DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20150124 DTSTAMP:20260424T030317 CREATED:20160819T174753Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174753Z UID:2364-1421971200-1422057599@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:LuthorCorp for the investication DESCRIPTION:If anyone gets nosy\, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely\, of course. Next time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face.\nAm I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Next time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face. Yes sir\, Captain Tightpants! First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought. Jayne\, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … \nElementary\, my dear Watson. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ I have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Education never ends\, Watson. It is a series of lessons\, with the greatest for the last. Come\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. \nThere’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I’m half machine. I’m a monster. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Guy’s a pro. I don’t understand the question\, and I won’t respond to it. It’s a hug\, Michael. I’m hugging you. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/luthorcorp-for-the-investication/ CATEGORIES:Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_8114-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=UTC:20150121T121500 DTEND;TZID=UTC:20150121T131500 DTSTAMP:20260424T030317 CREATED:20160819T174745Z LAST-MODIFIED:20180305T075249Z UID:2253-1421842500-1421846100@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:IBM Conference DESCRIPTION:Whoa\, this guy’s straight? There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Guy’s a pro.\nThere’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward\, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No\, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Really? Did nothing cancel? First place chick is hot\, but has an attitude\, doesn’t date magicians. \nDid you enjoy your meal\, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Whoa\, this guy’s straight? We just call it a sausage. Say goodbye to these\, because it’s the last time! I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism\, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Marry me. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Army had half a day. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/ankh-sto-associates/ LOCATION:LA Stadium\, 2 King Street\, La\, United States CATEGORIES:Food Processing Sector,Food Quality Assurance,Food Safety Regulations ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_9975-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20141208T170000 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20141209T030000 DTSTAMP:20260424T030317 CREATED:20160819T174751Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174751Z UID:2327-1418058000-1418094000@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Calaveras Prospect DESCRIPTION:Man walks down the street in a hat like that\, you know he’s not afraid of anything. Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! I swear by my pretty floral bonnet\, I will end you. Yes sir\, Captain Tightpants! How did your brain even learn human speech? Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon.\nI’m afraid I just blue myself. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward\, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No\, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Oh\, you’re gonna be in a coma\, all right. He’ll want to use your yacht\, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. \nI have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. I must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? Come\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/calaveras-prospect-2/ CATEGORIES:Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_5539-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20141017T063000 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20141017T073000 DTSTAMP:20260424T030317 CREATED:20160819T174745Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174745Z UID:2257-1413527400-1413531000@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Strickland Propane DESCRIPTION:The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. Education never ends\, Watson. It is a series of lessons\, with the greatest for the last. I have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. I must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident\nThat’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ Marry me. \nNext time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face. Well\, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. How did your brain even learn human speech? URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/strickland-propane/ CATEGORIES:Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_9386-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20141017T024500 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20141017T034500 DTSTAMP:20260424T030317 CREATED:20160819T174751Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174751Z UID:2331-1413513900-1413517500@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Sombra "Corporation" DESCRIPTION:Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Come\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ Elementary\, my dear Watson. I must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come?\nElementary\, my dear Watson. You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ Come\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. I have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? \nI care deeply for nature. Really? Did nothing cancel? It’s a hug\, Michael. I’m hugging you. First place chick is hot\, but has an attitude\, doesn’t date magicians. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward\, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No\, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Did you enjoy your meal\, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Say goodbye to these\, because it’s the last time! URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/sombra-corporation-2/ CATEGORIES:Food Contamination,Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_5956-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20141009T071500 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20141014T111500 DTSTAMP:20260424T030317 CREATED:20160819T174744Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174744Z UID:2240-1412838900-1413285300@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Wells Kravitz Schnitzer DESCRIPTION:It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Army had half a day.\nSomeone ever tries to kill you\, you try to kill ’em right back! Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. Oh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle\, but I got my hands on a couple. \nI’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself. First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought. I cannot abide useless people. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. Next time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. \nJayne\, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. I cannot abide useless people. Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! Man walks down the street in a hat like that\, you know he’s not afraid of anything. First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. How did your brain even learn human speech? Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/wells-kravitz-schnitzer/ CATEGORIES:Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_0993-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=UTC:20140918T050000 DTEND;TZID=UTC:20140918T100000 DTSTAMP:20260424T030317 CREATED:20160819T174744Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174744Z UID:2246-1411016400-1411034400@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Booty Boost Lifting DESCRIPTION:No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. As you may or may not know\, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Oh\, you’re gonna be in a coma\, all right. Say goodbye to these\, because it’s the last time! There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. It’s a hug\, Michael. I’m hugging you. Now\, when you do this without getting punched in the chest\, you’ll have more fun. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’\nI must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ Elementary\, my dear Watson. \nI am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. I have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Come\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/allied-biscuits-confederate-muffins/ CATEGORIES:Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_9386-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140916T090000 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140916T170000 DTSTAMP:20260424T030317 CREATED:20160819T174752Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174752Z UID:2343-1410858000-1410886800@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Lowy Limousine Service DESCRIPTION:Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle\, but I got my hands on a couple. Well\, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. Oh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross.\nMediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident I have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. Education never ends\, Watson. It is a series of lessons\, with the greatest for the last. Elementary\, my dear Watson. Come\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! \nSay goodbye to these\, because it’s the last time! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. As you may or may not know\, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Guy’s a pro. We just call it a sausage. Well\, what do you expect\, mother? I’m afraid I just blue myself. \nIt’s a hug\, Michael. I’m hugging you. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. I’m afraid I just blue myself. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism\, sometimes a diet is the best defense. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/lowy-limousine-service/ CATEGORIES:Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_3198-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140906T083000 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140906T143000 DTSTAMP:20260424T030317 CREATED:20160819T174743Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174743Z UID:2235-1409992200-1410013800@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Olympic Graphic Arts DESCRIPTION:Whoa\, this guy’s straight? I care deeply for nature. Say goodbye to these\, because it’s the last time! As you may or may not know\, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Now\, when you do this without getting punched in the chest\, you’ll have more fun.\nDid you enjoy your meal\, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Marry me. I care deeply for nature. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Say goodbye to these\, because it’s the last time! \nThe world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? \nIs there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident I must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. Education never ends\, Watson. It is a series of lessons\, with the greatest for the last. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/olympic-graphic-arts/ CATEGORIES:Food Processing Sector,Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/event_ticket_wordpress_theme_1.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20140904 DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20140905 DTSTAMP:20260424T030317 CREATED:20160819T174748Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174748Z UID:2303-1409788800-1409875199@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Ballard Spahr Andrews DESCRIPTION:Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us.\nNext time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face. I cannot abide useless people. \nYou see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. I must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? \nThe world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/ballard-spahr-andrews/ CATEGORIES:Food Processing Sector,Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_9975-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140901T001500 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140901T051500 DTSTAMP:20260424T030317 CREATED:20160819T174753Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174753Z UID:2356-1409530500-1409548500@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:National Medical Excess Corp DESCRIPTION:Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. Man walks down the street in a hat like that\, you know he’s not afraid of anything. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself. Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Next time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … Someone ever tries to kill you\, you try to kill ’em right back! First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought.\nI have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Come\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ I must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. \nI am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. \nSay goodbye to these\, because it’s the last time! I’m half machine. I’m a monster. First place chick is hot\, but has an attitude\, doesn’t date magicians. I’m afraid I just blue myself. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. \nYou’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. Jayne\, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Man walks down the street in a hat like that\, you know he’s not afraid of anything. Someone ever tries to kill you\, you try to kill ’em right back! Psychic\, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship\, dear. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well\, though\, I have a mighty roar. How did your brain even learn human speech? URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/national-medical-excess-corp-2/ CATEGORIES:Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/HNCK1708-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140729T061500 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140802T141500 DTSTAMP:20260424T030317 CREATED:20160819T174745Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174745Z UID:2251-1406614500-1406988900@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Cambridge Inn DESCRIPTION:You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. I must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident Elementary\, my dear Watson.\nIf anyone gets nosy\, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely\, of course. Let’s go be bad guys! Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle\, but I got my hands on a couple. \nMan\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. \nYou know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Someone ever tries to kill you\, you try to kill ’em right back! Also? I can kill you with my brain. Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Yes sir\, Captain Tightpants! Man walks down the street in a hat like that\, you know he’s not afraid of anything. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle\, but I got my hands on a couple. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/cambridge-inn/ CATEGORIES:Food Contamination,Food Quality Assurance,Food Safety Regulations,Technology ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_8114-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140727T021500 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140727T061500 DTSTAMP:20260424T030317 CREATED:20160819T174743Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174743Z UID:2231-1406427300-1406441700@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Calaveras Prospect DESCRIPTION:Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. Elementary\, my dear Watson.\nNext time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face. Well\, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. Someone ever tries to kill you\, you try to kill ’em right back! Yes sir\, Captain Tightpants! Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well\, I’m all right. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet\, I will end you. \nThe world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. Elementary\, my dear Watson. \nYou know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. I have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Education never ends\, Watson. It is a series of lessons\, with the greatest for the last. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. \nI cannot abide useless people. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle\, but I got my hands on a couple. Yes sir\, Captain Tightpants! Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/calaveras-prospect/ CATEGORIES:Food Processing Sector,Food Quality Assurance,Technology ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_9975-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140718T070000 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140718T140000 DTSTAMP:20260424T030317 CREATED:20160819T174752Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174752Z UID:2349-1405666800-1405692000@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Central Perk DESCRIPTION:Psychic\, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship\, dear. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet\, I will end you. Let’s go be bad guys! Oh\, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See\, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! If anyone gets nosy\, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely\, of course. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought.\nI don’t understand the question\, and I won’t respond to it. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Guy’s a pro. What’s Spanish for ‘I know you speak English?’ Steve Holt! Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. \nThat’s why you always leave a note! It’s a hug\, Michael. I’m hugging you. Marry me. Oh\, you’re gonna be in a coma\, all right. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward\, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No\, what I’m calling you is a television actor. He’ll want to use your yacht\, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Guy’s a pro. \nSteve Holt! I care deeply for nature. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Army had half a day. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/central-perk/ CATEGORIES:Food Quality Assurance,Food Safety Regulations ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_8114-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20140717 DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20140719 DTSTAMP:20260424T030317 CREATED:20160819T174743Z LAST-MODIFIED:20180122T080543Z UID:2230-1405555200-1405727999@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:The New iPhone X DESCRIPTION:Vestibulum ac diam sit amet quam vehicula elementum sed sit amet dui. Cras ultricies ligula sed magna dictum porta. Nulla quis lorem ut libero malesuada feugiat. Vestibulum ante ipsum primis in faucibus orci luctus et ultrices posuere cubilia Curae; Donec velit neque\, auctor sit amet aliquam vel\, ullamcorper sit amet ligula. \nCurabitur arcu erat\, accumsan id imperdiet et\, porttitor at sem. Proin eget tortor risus. Praesent sapien massa\, convallis a pellentesque nec\, egestas non nisi. Donec sollicitudin molestie malesuada. \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Opening\n 8AM - 9AM\n \n \n \n Proin eget tortor risus. Vestibulum ac diam sit amet quam. Eget tortor risus. Vestibulum ac diam sit amet quam\n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Main Event\n 9AM - 12PM\n \n \n \n Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet\, consectetur adipiscing elit. Ipsum dolor sit amet\, consectetur adipiscing elit.\n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Tea Break\n 12PM - 2PM\n \n \n \n Vestibulum ac diam sit amet quam vehicula elementum sed sit amet dui.\n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Media Time\n 2PM - 5PM\n \n \n \n Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet\, consectetur adipiscing elit. Curabitur arcu erat\, accumsan id imperdiet et\, porttitor at sem.\n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \nPellentesque in ipsum id orci porta dapibus. Quisque velit nisi\, pretium ut lacinia in\, elementum id enim. Nulla quis lorem ut libero malesuada feugiat. Sed porttitor lectus nibh. \nVestibulum ante ipsum primis in faucibus orci luctus et ultrices posuere cubilia Curae; Donec velit neque\, auctor sit amet aliquam vel\, ullamcorper sit amet ligula. Cras ultricies ligula sed magna dictum porta. Proin eget tortor risus. Vivamus suscipit tortor eget felis porttitor volutpat. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/the-new-iphone-x/ LOCATION:Cremco Hall\, 3403 American Dr\, Mississauga\, Mississauga\, Ontario\, L4V 1T4\, Canada CATEGORIES:Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/HNCK2634-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20140715 DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20140716 DTSTAMP:20260424T030317 CREATED:20160819T174743Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174743Z UID:2229-1405382400-1405468799@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Megadodo Publications DESCRIPTION:My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. I must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident Come\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Elementary\, my dear Watson.\nCome\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. \nThe world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather I have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/megadodo-publications/ CATEGORIES:Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_5539-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140710T220000 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140716T060000 DTSTAMP:20260424T030317 CREATED:20160819T174744Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174744Z UID:2242-1405029600-1405490400@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Beutelschies & Company DESCRIPTION:Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come?\nYou know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. If anyone gets nosy\, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely\, of course. Well\, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. Yes sir\, Captain Tightpants! I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually\, I was fired. I can handle myself. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet\, I will end you. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. Psychic\, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship\, dear. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle\, but I got my hands on a couple. I cannot abide useless people. \nEducation never ends\, Watson. It is a series of lessons\, with the greatest for the last. Elementary\, my dear Watson. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ \nShow Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. Come\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! I have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. \nWell\, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! Psychic\, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship\, dear. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/beutelschies-company/ CATEGORIES:Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/HNCK2304-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140622T121500 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140622T121500 DTSTAMP:20260424T030317 CREATED:20160819T174748Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174748Z UID:2295-1403439300-1403439300@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:American Council On Sceince\, Helth\, Religion\, and Spelling DESCRIPTION:First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought. Well\, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle.\nI have always held\, too\, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes\, in one of his queer humours\, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks\, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ \nJust get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/american-council-on-sceince-helth-religion-and-spelling/ CATEGORIES:Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_3725-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140608T044500 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140608T074500 DTSTAMP:20260424T030317 CREATED:20160819T174747Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174747Z UID:2291-1402202700-1402213500@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Widget Corp DESCRIPTION:He’ll want to use your yacht\, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. That’s why you always leave a note! I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism\, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Did you enjoy your meal\, Mom? You drank it fast enough.\nI’m half machine. I’m a monster. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. \nI am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Elementary\, my dear Watson. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. \nHolmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. Elementary\, my dear Watson. Education never ends\, Watson. It is a series of lessons\, with the greatest for the last. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/widget-corp-2/ CATEGORIES:Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_5956-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20140521 DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20140522 DTSTAMP:20260424T030317 CREATED:20160819T174748Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174748Z UID:2294-1400630400-1400716799@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Marking Devices Pubg Co DESCRIPTION:Psychic\, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship\, dear. First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Someone ever tries to kill you\, you try to kill ’em right back! Also? I can kill you with my brain. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon.\nElementary\, my dear Watson. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. \nI care deeply for nature. Really? Did nothing cancel? He’ll want to use your yacht\, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Did you enjoy your meal\, Mom? You drank it fast enough. As you may or may not know\, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward\, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No\, what I’m calling you is a television actor. \nMy name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. Elementary\, my dear Watson. You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/marking-devices-pubg-co/ CATEGORIES:Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/HNCK1708-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140418T140000 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140418T150000 DTSTAMP:20260424T030317 CREATED:20160819T174748Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174748Z UID:2308-1397829600-1397833200@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Mark Iv Press Ltd DESCRIPTION:Whoa\, this guy’s straight? That’s why you always leave a note! That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ Oh\, you’re gonna be in a coma\, all right. We just call it a sausage.\nMan\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. I must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? You see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. \nYou will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. Elementary\, my dear Watson. \nBad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. Whoa\, this guy’s straight? There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. \nIt’s a hug\, Michael. I’m hugging you. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism\, sometimes a diet is the best defense. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward\, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No\, what I’m calling you is a television actor. He’ll want to use your yacht\, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Now\, when you do this without getting punched in the chest\, you’ll have more fun. Marry me. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Whoa\, this guy’s straight? URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/mark-iv-press-ltd/ CATEGORIES:Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_7077-1300x864.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140303T070000 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20140303T120000 DTSTAMP:20260424T030317 CREATED:20160819T174752Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174752Z UID:2332-1393830000-1393848000@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:Kentucky Tennessee Clay Co DESCRIPTION:I’m afraid I just blue myself. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. That’s why you always leave a note! I care deeply for nature. It’s a hug\, Michael. I’m hugging you. Well\, what do you expect\, mother? Marry me. Say goodbye to these\, because it’s the last time!\nI care deeply for nature. That’s why you always leave a note! URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/kentucky-tennessee-clay-co-2/ CATEGORIES:Food Quality Assurance,Food Safety Regulations ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_9975-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20140301 DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20140302 DTSTAMP:20260424T030317 CREATED:20160819T174745Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174745Z UID:2259-1393632000-1393718399@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:George Haber - Nobody's perfect. I'm a nobody. DESCRIPTION:I must apologize for calling so late\, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Come\, Watson\, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. Education never ends\, Watson. It is a series of lessons\, with the greatest for the last.\nEvery man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Also? I can kill you with my brain. Here lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle\, but I got my hands on a couple. Psychic\, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship\, dear. Next time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Let’s go be bad guys! Jayne\, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. \nYes sir\, Captain Tightpants! You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Psychic\, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship\, dear. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Man walks down the street in a hat like that\, you know he’s not afraid of anything. Someone ever tries to kill you\, you try to kill ’em right back! Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well\, I’m all right. Next time you want to stab me in the back\, have the guts to do it to my face. \nHere lies my beloved Zoe\, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Man walks down the street in a hat like that\, you know he’s not afraid of anything. Someone ever tries to kill you\, you try to kill ’em right back! I swear by my pretty floral bonnet\, I will end you. If anyone gets nosy\, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely\, of course. Psychic\, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship\, dear. Well\, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. First rule of battle\, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course\, there’re other schools of thought. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/george-haber-nobodys-perfect-im-a-nobody/ CATEGORIES:Food Quality Assurance ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/IMG_5956-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20131205T133000 DTEND;TZID=Asia/Krasnoyarsk:20131205T213000 DTSTAMP:20260424T030317 CREATED:20160819T174745Z LAST-MODIFIED:20160819T174745Z UID:2254-1386250200-1386279000@foodsqa.com SUMMARY:John Hancock Mutl Life Ins Co DESCRIPTION:Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Jayne\, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. If anyone gets nosy\, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely\, of course. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here.\nYou see\, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. Man\, or at least criminal man\, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice\, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says\, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars\, Holmes\,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that\, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well\,’ he says\, ‘astronomically\, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically\, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically\, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically\, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically\, I see that God is all-powerful\, and we are small and insignificant. Uh\, what does it tell you\, Holmes?’ ‘Watson\, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible\, whatever remains\, however improbable\, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door\, the window\, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room\, as there is no concealment possible. When\, then\, did he come? I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Education never ends\, Watson. It is a series of lessons\, with the greatest for the last. \nThat’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ Really? Did nothing cancel? Did you enjoy your meal\, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Marry me. I’m afraid I just blue myself. URL:https://foodsqa.com/event/john-hancock-mutl-life-ins-co/ CATEGORIES:Food Quality Assurance,Food Safety Regulations ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://foodsqa.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/HNCK1708-1300x866.jpg END:VEVENT END:VCALENDAR